The Exorcism of Jezebel by Bob Larson

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CO8VaN2bgs

Here we have an expert who tells us he Fights Evil and Wins. And to prove it, he breaks through the defenses of this victim of early trauma. He triggers a dissoc...iation and zeroes in on the broken child within. By hypnotic commands, he gives that child permission to voice her rage. Once he taps into it & gets it flowing, he jacks it up to the Bloody Murder level, spurring her on to the point of an orgasmic emotional catharsis.

His schtick is like using fire in a stage act: you have to keep the spectacle very well contained to evoke a small manageable eruption of chaos and exercising it to the point of diminishing returns. After the climax, the teaching moment for all is when he links SUBMISSION TO HIM with being a Good Girl.

I'm sure the secret to his success is his producers who vet those who wish to star in his shows, selecting those who will appeal to the audience and readily respond to suggestion. Good teeth, rosy cheeks, nice tits, & big wide-open eyes, pupils dilated in anticipation. Of course, she's got to sign a Release before there can be any Laying of Hands.
Forget the mundane waiver of premises negligence, we're talking irrevocable worldwide rights to the footage. Almost exactly like Girls Gone Wild On Satan.

As this moutebank eases into his encounter with the victim who's been preselected & primed, he tests her suggestibility. His manipulation of her escalates quickly as his testing reveals her to be an ideal subject.

If by mistake his ppl sent him someone who he quickly can tell is NOT going to make a good show after all, he'd use one of a handful of well-worn gimmicks. He must skillfully turn that one around & get him offstage without losing face.

Despite this inflammatory commercial for Larson's professional services, there is no Evil Demon in this poor woman. The frustrated housewife gets a good old-fashioned Primal Scream & a pat on the back & Youtube bragging rights.

Yet the way Larson packages it makes us associate the self-declared Problem (Demon) with the self-declared Solution (Mountebank). This is nothing new. The time-tested formula makes everybody happy & stimulated just enough to go out afterwards and blow off a little steam, errrr, so to speak. And for that people have always paid good money.

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