It's enough to make us glad to be alive, to behold such wonders as these:

Poptart Megan Fox has blessed us with her profoundly inspired philosophy. Or delusional grandiosity dissolving in tincture of dissociation.

Megan Fox: I’ve learned that being a celebrity is like being a sacrificial lamb. At some point, no matter how high the pedestal that they put you on, they’re going to tear you down. And I created a character as an offering for the sacrifice. I’m not willing to give my true self up. It’s a testament to my real personality that I would go so far as to make up another personality to give to the world. The reality is, I’m hidden amongst all the insanity. Nobody can find me.

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A testament to real personality to make up another personality for the world. Hidden amongst all the insanity, nobody can find... Megan Fox.